None of them
Verse
Dmaj7
I love you
A
More than the brimstone loves the fire
Amaj7 A7
More than Beelze loves her bub
N.C. Dmaj7
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
A
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Amaj7 A7
Our love is a story sweet to tell
E D
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
A
Love is a journey we decided to start
D
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you
A
I love you
I love you
D
I love you
I love you
A
I love you
I love you
Bridge
Gm F#m F N.C.
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you...
(I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, HAHAHA!)
Verse
F#m N.C. A F#m
Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?
N.C A Bm
(Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!)
N.C
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
C# D C#
(Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!)
Chorus
F#m
Give me a thrust
Bm
Yeah, show me some lust
C#
From the groin to the bust
Bm
In desire we trust
F#m
In the house of Asmodeus (Trumpet, HA!)
Verse
A G
Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
D Bm
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
C# N.C. Bm N.C.
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
C# N.C. C#
(Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!)
F#m A
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
F#m A
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Bm
Here we sing about wants and desires
C# D C#
(Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!)
Chorus
F#m
So, give me a thrust
Bm
Show me some lust
C#
From the groin to the bust
Bm
Little imp, you just must
F#m
In the house of Asmodeus
Post-Chorus
F#m
Come on, sing us a song
Bm
Make sure the subject is getting it on
C#
Make it graphic and tactfully long
Bm
(Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong")
C#
Go ahead, the mic's on
Bridge
Dmaj7
I want to
(Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?)
A
Make gentle love to you
Verse
Amaj7
Ugh, what a limp-dick imp
A7
You're really killing the vibe
D E
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride
Interlude
F#m
Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times
(What? Blitz?)
A
And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!
Verse
Amaj7
That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face?
A7
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace
D C#
Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship
D E
Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit
Verse 5
N.C.
Oh, Blitzo?
D A
I used to date him! (Oh, Verosika, and you're here)
D A
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him)
D A
Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn)
D
He did no reciprocatin' (What a bitch-ass)
C# D
A selfish imp in the sheets
E
And just as bad in the streets
C#/F
A reckless, heartbreaking FREAK.
Bridge
F#m N.C.
Who's that at your table?
A
Is your date a demon prince?
F#m N.C.
Stolas, is that you?
A
(Are you sleeping with an imp?)
Verse
Bm
Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
A
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!
G C#
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up
Chorus
F#m
You sold your life for a thrust
Bm
Now, that's the spirit of lust
C#
Grab your groin or a bust
Bm
You better get your head must
C#
Pretend you don't see that crust
D
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
C# F#m
In the house of Asmode-
Interlude
N.C
Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox
(Yeah, I was.)
Outro
Dmaj7
I love us
A
I love us just the way we are
Amaj7 A7
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
N.C. D
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
A D
I'll never take you for granted
A D
I'll always give you my best
A
And if you can offer the same thing
Bm
We'll handle the rest
D A
Cause I love you, cause I love you.
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