A Nonsense Christmas ukulele

A Nonsense Christmas

• Intro

Intro
Cmaj7         B7            Em
     It's the holiday remix
   G
Ah-ah


Verse 1
             Cmaj7                   B7
Think I only want you under my mistletoe
                    Em                           G
I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole" (Ha, ha)
                     Cmaj7                   B7
You said you like my stockings better on the floor
                 Em                            G
Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh (No)


Pre-Chorus
            Cmaj7                     B7
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
         Em                             N.C.
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha)
             Cmaj7                    B7
I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
              Em                        G
Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me)


Chorus
          Cmaj7
You're my wish list
B7                             Em
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas
D                G                  Cmaj7
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'
    B7
And when you're comin' down the chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 Cmaj7
I need a Charles Dickens
B7                                Em
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
     G                                 Cmaj7
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
B7                             Em
I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas
           G
I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah)


Verse 2
            Cmaj7
I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls
            B7
I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog
            Em
I'm talkin' opposite of small
            G
I'm talkin' big snowballs (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
          Cmaj7
You got a new toy for me
             B7
I'm out here trimmin' the tree
              Em
I caught that holiday glee
             G
My true love gave it to me


Pre-Chorus
            Cmaj7                     B7
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
         Em                             N.C.
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"
                 Cmaj7                                  B7
And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree (Tree)
              Em                               G
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me


Chorus
          Cmaj7
You're my wish list (Wish list)
B7                             Em
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
D                G                  Cmaj7
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin')
    B7
And when you're comin' down the chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 Cmaj7
I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)
B7                                Em
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.)
     G
I'll take you for a ride
             Cmaj7
I'll be your vixen
B7                                        Em
I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), Christmas
                     G
I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin'


Bridge
Cmaj7                      B7                               Em
     I'm talkin' (He-he-he), I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin'

(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
G                 Cmaj7
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
B7                 Em
  I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he)
G                    Cmaj7
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin'


Outro
B7                                   Em
Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
D                 G             Cmaj7
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
B7                                         Em
Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash"
    D               G                Cmaj7
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast
B7                   Em
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)

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