Wheres My Sex keyboard

Wheres My Sex

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Intro:
A    A G   G F   F E E G G# x2

Verse: Same chords as intro
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

Prechorus:
F
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
G
Walking round with no sex at all

Chorus: Same chords as intro/verse
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
C              G
I can't go out without my sex
Dm             Am
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
C              G
And people will think that I'm an alien
Dm             F
Just cruising in to make a friend

Verse 2:
Meg likes to hide it
She said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
Prechorus 2:
It's gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door

Chorus 2:
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

Break:
Bb   Eb Eb Eb Bb    Eb Eb Eb

People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister, got time?
I've got no sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor

Chorus 3:
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

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