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The Hanukkah Song
Adam Sandler (of Saturday Night Live)
Intro: This is a song, that uh, thereıs alot of Xmas songs out there,
but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice
little Jewish kids who donıt get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we go...
A Put on your E yalmulka, D here comes E Hanukkah
Itıs A so much E fun-akkah to D celebrate EHanukkah,
AHanukkah Eis the D Festival of E Lights,
A Instead of one day of E presents, we have Bm eight D crazy E nights.
A When you feel like the only E kid in town withDout a Xmas Etree,
A Hereıs a list of E people who are Jewish, D just like you and E me:
A David Lee E Roth D lights the meEnorrah,
A So do James E Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the D late Dinah EShore-ah
A Guess who eats toEgether at the D Karnickey E Deli,
A Bowzer from E Sha-na-na, and D Arthur FonzerErelli.
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A Paul Newmanıs half E Jewish; D Goldie Hawnıs half E too,
A Put them toEgether--what a D fine lookinı E Jew! Esus E
D You donıt need ³Deck the Halls² or ³Jingle Bell Rock²
E Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! Esus
A Put on your E yalmulka, itıs D time for E Hanukkah,
The A owner of the Seattle SuperEsonic-ahs D celebrates E Hanukkah.
A O.J. E Simpson--D not a E Jew!
But A guess who Eis...Hall of D Famer--Rod ECarew--(he converted!) Bm
A We got Ann E Landers and her D sister Dear AbEby,
A Harrison Fordıs a E quarter Jewish--D not too E shabby!
A Some people E think that D Ebeneezer E Scrooge is,
Well, heıs A not, but E guess who is: D All three E stooges. Esus E
D So many Jews are in show biz--
E Tom Cruise isnıt, tacit but I heard his agent is. Esus
A Tell your friend VerEonica, itıs D time you celebrate E Hanukkah
I A hope I get a harEmonica, on this D lovely, lovely E Hanukkah.
So A drink your gin-and-Etonic-ah, and Dsmoke your maraEjuanic-ah,
If you A really, really Ewanna-kah, Have a D happy, happy, E happy, happy
A Hanukkah.
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