Teddy Picker ukulele

Teddy Picker

• A5

Intro: A5 D#5 D5 (4x), E5 G5 (2x), A5 D#5 D5,  A5 

A5                        D#5  D5 
They've sped up to the point where they provoke 
     A5                D#5 D5            A5       D#5     D5 
The punchline before they have told the joke 
A5              D#5 D5       A5     D#5   D5 
Plenty of desperation to be seen 
A5             D#5 D5         A5          D#5          D5 
Staring at the television screen 
A5                      D#5   D5 
They've sped up to the point where they provoke 
A5     D#5  D5          A5               D#5 D5            A5    D#5   D5 
You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke 
A5             D#5 D5      A5   D#5   D5 
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist 
A5              D#5  D5 A5   D#5     D5 
It wasn't in the top 100 list 

F5                                     G5 
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder, 
A5                     
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
F5           G5                         D#5 
They told ya,but you were dying for it 

A5                 D#5   D5          A5             D#5  D5 
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed 
A5                    D#5   D5   A5       D#5   D5 
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means 
A5         D#5 D5      A5 
Another variation on a theme 
D#5   D5         A5         D#5  D5           A5   D#5  D5 
A tangle on the television and the magazine 
A5                     D#5 D5                A5        D#5    D5 
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? 
A5                      D#5   D5         A5    
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? 

      D#5 D5  A5 D#5 D5  A5  D#5  D5     
That says "we are       defenders 
    A5  D#5 D5   A5    D#5 D5   A5 D#5 D5        A5 D#5 D5       A5  D#5 D5  A5 
Of any poseur    or profes___sional            pretender         around" 
              F5               G5 
When did your list replace the twist and turn 
        A5                                      F5 
like a fist replaced a kiss, don't concernus with your bollocks 
G5                 E5 
I don't want your prayers 
Save it for the morning after 

F5                                     G5 
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 
A5 
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
F5            G5                              A5 
They told ya, but you were gagging for it 

F5 
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
G5 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
A5                                                                  A5 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 
F5 
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
G5 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
A5                                                        D#5 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 

A5   D#5  D5  A5             D#5 D5 
Assuming that all things are equal, 
A5         D#5 D5  A5        D#5 D5    E5     G5    
Who'd want to be men of the pe______ople 
E5            G5   E5     A5 
When there's people like you? 

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by Anonimous | RME207

4/21/2014

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