I Can't Put My Finger On It ukulele

I Can't Put My Finger On It

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As Martin said to Xanthe
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As they played with wooden toys,
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"You may have Wendy's playhouse,
     E7                    A
But where the hell's your boys?"

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As Paul said to Fifi
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As they eyed each other up,
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"You may have better plimsolls,
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But you can't pee standing up."

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An I'd like to take the time to bite
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Their neck and make it bleed
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Or maybe I could cut holes in their
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Daddy Harris Tweed.

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And I can't put my finger on it.
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Maybe it's something in the food,
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And I can't put my finger on it
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All I know is Christ would have sued.

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As Sharon said to Jamie
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As they sat down for a chat,
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"If you think I'm cooking dinner,
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Well, prepare to eat dead rat."

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As Debbie said to Alex
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As they held hands in the park
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"How come you wear Rupert Check
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When you think you're so hard."
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I should have done his Land Rover
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To let them know I've been,
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Instead I wrote "F' off"
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On the dirt across his screen.

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And I can't put my finger on it.
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Maybe it's something in the food,
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And I can't put my finger on it
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All I know is Christ would have sued.

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