Retards Make Good Friends
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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:30:37 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
Subject: TAB: Retards MAke Good Friends by Beer Softened Stool
transcribed by [email protected]
"Retards Make Good Friends"
By Beer Softened Stool
from the "The Brown Album"
The song is pretty easy...3 cord punk...although any correction is
appreciated.
I saw these guys back up the Meatmen at Harpos in Detroit...this was
their opening song. Brian the guitar play and Bob the bass player basically
play the same notes.
The opening riff (Riff 1)
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------7--|
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|
Repeat the riff 4 x
EHey mama tell you what I say
ESaid I'm lookin' for a friend today
Elookin for a friend I can trust
Ehe's gotta ride in a short school bus
{chorus}
DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends!
DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends!
DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends!
EMy friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
EHe shits his pants but he can't help it
EOut in public he beats his dick
EI use retards to pick up chicks
{chorus}
{bridge}
(lots of groaning and drooling)
ABCD
ABCDE
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
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