White Trash Christmas
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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas
tabbed by [email protected]
"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Intro is a country riff played on GCD
Riff 1
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Verse
GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A# Cristmas
GMy trailers double wide F so Santa can't F# miss it
GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A# Christmas hold
I cant' afford no presents this Riff 1 year!
{chorus 1}
C My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe
G he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo
C my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed
D that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!
C I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
G please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)
Verse
GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A# Cristmas
GI'm asking you Santa to Fplease F#forgive us
GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A# Cristmas hold
I made him squeal like a pig last riff 1 year!
{chorus 2}
C my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass
G She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass
C her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young
D Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!
C I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
G please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)
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