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Fruitcake Makes Me Puke

INTRO: A  G  D   A  G  D 
 
A                               G                   D 
EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake 
          A                                     G    D 
They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie 
        A                          G              D 
And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake 
       A                              G   D  B 
When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie 
 
  A                            G                D 
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake 
          A                                 G     D 
I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke 
    A                         G                  D 
But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake 
       A                      B 
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
CHORUS: 
A                  E 
Fruitcake makes me puke 
                                   A 
It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke 
A                  E 
Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute 
N/C                     B 
Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
  A                          G           D 
I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight 
  A                                 G     D 
I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke 
    A                      G                      D 
But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate 
       A                      B 
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
SOLO 
 
 
BRIDGE: 
        B7 
And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found 
   B7 
It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
                E 
Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute 
A                     B 
Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
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