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Here's Your Sign

INTRO: G 


(Spoken over INTRO): 

B.E.: Hey Neal! 
N.M.: Yeah buddy? 
B.E.: I am sick and tired of people makin' fun of our president and our country 
N.M.: I agree with ya. 
B.E.: Well, why don't we tell the American people how we feel? 
N.M.: Well let me start. 
B.E.: Go ahead. 

          G 
Well they oughta take the "Dixie" out of the Dixie Chicks 
      D                            C                G 
Don't let 'em back in Texas, their assess should be kicked 
    G 
For puttin' down our president from the other side of the pond 
      D                        C             G 
Let's send 'em over to Iraq to hang out with Saddam 
     D                         C               G 
They stated their opinion, and now I'm statin' mine 
         D 
And they stuck their foot right in their mouth 
    C                              G 
Hey Chicks! (mmm-hmmm) here's your sign 


(SPOKEN OVER G): 

N.M.: You tell 'em Bill! 
B.E.: I will. 
N.M.: What about that cat out there where you live? 
B.E.: Yeah, yeah we're real proud of him. 

    G 
Old Michael Moore got his award and started talkin' trash 
   D                                       C 
We oughta take that Oscar (watch out), and shove it up his-- 
G 
Ask me how I really feel and I will take the chance 
   D                                 C               G 
To tell you we should box him up and ship his ass to France! (off to France) 
     D                         C                    G 
Some Hollywood celebrities run their mouths all the time 
           D 
Well they oughta think before they speak 
    C                                G 
Hey Michael! (listen up) here's your sign 


(SPOKEN OVER G): 

B.E.: Alright Neal, we're both proud Texans. 
N.M.: Proud Texans. 
B.E.: So let's tell 'em how we feel. 
N.M.: Alright. 

         G 
When you hear "don't mess with Texas," we mean just what we say 
     D                                    C          G 
That goes the same for every state in the good ol' USA 
           G 
'Cause our president and Tommy Franks are gonna stand their ground 
   D                                         C                   G 
So if you're thinkin' about attackin' us, oh we're gonna hunt ya down! 
   D                        C                 G 
So all you crazy idiots can run but you can't hide 
 D 
'Cause we're closin' in on you 
    C                                                                                     
Hey Saddam! Mustafah! Osama! Kadaffi! And my favorite, Jack Surac (oh, Jack) here's your sign 


(SPOKEN OVER G): 
N.M.: Jack Surac...I think it's Jacques 
B.E.: "jock" is what an athlete wears you moron 
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