I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 1) ukulele

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 1)

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By: [email protected]  
 
VERSE 1:  
 
A B C# A A B e B B  
My friend Jerry Vanderdrift kissed me in home-ec class  
A B C#  
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass  
A B e  
I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too  
C# B  
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do ? I just wish I was queer...  
 
e B  
So I could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that  
e B  
Don't dig chicks, that don?t dig guys like me, see I?m not queer  
 
 
VERSE 2:  
 
A B C# A A B e B B  
I'm too ugly, but if I were handsome just imagine how great that would be  
A B C#  
The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy D  
A B e  
You see I'm not to keen on this smell of vaseline  
C# A  
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen  
B  
I just wish I was queer...  
 
 
( I think it's enough too figure out the rest alone... )  
 
 
BRIDGE:  
 
E , C# , A , B  
 
 
 

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