I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 2) keyboard

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 2)

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Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks  

INTRO: 
    
   {spoken:} 
   If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter 
    
    
   VERSE 1: 
    
   Bb5 A5               B5                       C#5             E5 B5 
        My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class 
 
   A5                          B5                          C#5 
   Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass 
 
   B5  A5                     B5                        E5 
         I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too 
 
                 Eb5  C#5            A5 
   Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? 
 
                     B5 {stop} 
   I just wish I was queer so I could get 
    
    
    
    
   E5 
   Chicks dig guys that are 
 
   B5 
   Queer guys that don't dig 
 
   E5                              B5 
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me 
 
                               A5 
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
    
    
   VERSE 2: 
    
   A5            B5                        C#5                E5 B5 
   But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be 
 
       A5                            B5                              C#5 
   Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony 
 
   B5  A5                         B5                   E5 
       Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity 
 
                  Eb5  C#5                    A5 
   But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry 
 
                  B5                   C#5 
   Scoring with a super model would be easy 
    
    
   VERSE 3: 
    
                A5                          B5 
   Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with 
 
     C#5          E5 B5 
    'super dumb' 
 
              A5                          B5 
   Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and 
   C#5               B5 
   soon I'd become 
 
   A5                          B5                                      E5 
      That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair 
 
                  Eb5  C#5                         A5 
   No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear 
 
                B5 {stop} 
   I wish I was queer so I could get 
    
    
    
    
   E5 
   Chicks dig guys that are 
 
   B5 
   Queer guys that don't dig 
 
   E5                              B5 
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me 
 
                               A5 
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
    
    
   VERSE 4: {play like Verse 3} 
    
    
   BRIDGE: 
    
   E5        C#5         C#5 B5 A5       Bb5 B5       B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 
   Chicks 
   E5        C#5         C#5 B5 A5       Bb5 B5       B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 
    
    
   VERSE 5: {play like Verse 3} 
    
    
   OUTRO: 
    
   C#5 
   Chicks dig guys that are 
 
   B5 
   Queer guys that don't dig 
 
   C#5 
   Chicks dig guys that are 
 
   E5         B5 
   Queer guys that don't dig 
 
   C#5 
   Chicks dig guys that are 
 
   B5 
   Queer guys that don't dig 
 
   C#5                             E5 
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me 
 
               B5              C#5 
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
 
         B5 
   And I don't shave my heiny 
 
   C#5 
   Don't shave my heiny 
 
   E5            B5              C#5 
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
 
         B5 
   And I don't shave my heiny 
 
   C#5 
   Don't shave my heiny 
 
   E5            B5              C#5 
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
 
         B5 
   And I don't shave my heiny 
 
   C#5 
   Don't shave my heiny 
 
   E5            B5             C#5 
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 
 
 

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