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I work down at the pizza pit 
    G          F       C 
And I drive an old Hyundai 
G       D            Em      C 
I still live with my mom and dad 
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I'm five foot three and over weight 
      G      F         C 
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic 
G             F          c 
Never been to second base 
             G            D  Em          C 
But theres a whole nother me you need to see 
         D      G 
go check out myspace 

      C  G D              G 
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood 
   C G    D            G 
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good 
  C            G         D             Em 
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate 
      C                    D 
and I love a good glass of wine 
   C    G      D             G 
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 
  C       G      D                 G 
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious 
      C         G        D            Em 
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way 
C                   D 
Chat with two women at one time 
    G       F         C 
I'm so much cooler on-line.  
G       F      C 
So much cooler online 
G     F      C 
I get home I kiss my mom 
        G     F    C 
And she fixes me a snack 
    G      D          Em       C 
And I head down to my basement bedroom 
         D     G 
And fire up my Mac 
G       F        C 
In real life the only time I've 
G         F        C 
Ever even been to LA 
        G         D               Em       C 
Is when I got the chance With the marching band 
        C           D    G 
to play tuba in the rose parade 

    C  G D              G 
But On - line I live in Malibu 
  C        G      D                   G  
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ 
C                 G        D              Em         
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack 
C                        D 
Abs that would blow your mind 
   C    G      D              G 
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 
  C       G      D                 G 
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious 
      C         G        D            Em 
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way 
C                   D 
Chat with two women at one time 
    G       F         C 
I'm so much cooler On-line.  
G       F        C 
Yea I'm cooler online 

         D                      G 
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date 
C           D        G 
Let alone a real girlfriend 
      D                       G              
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight 
C                D        
Every time I log in  

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C  G D              G 
On - Line Im out in Hollywood 
   C G    D            G 
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good 
C         G        D            G 
Even on a slow day I can have a three way 
C                   D 
Chat with two women at one time 
G           F         C 
I'm so much cooler on-line.  
G       F      C 
Yea I'm cooler online 
G           F         C 
I'm so much cooler on-line 
G       F      C 
Yea I'm cooler online 

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