None of them
C
When we got our redundancy, myself and the lads went on the spree
G C F
A brand new passport in my hand as we took off for The Netherland
C
Myself and Dinny and O’Dwyer and Scut at Schiphol we were all half cut
G C F
We opened up the duty-free, the red lemonade and brandy
C
And we jumped on board a tram
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O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
C
Our first stop was the coffee shop, in we went and we all sparked up
G C F
Hashish from Pakistan, Morocco, Nepal and the Lebanon
C
All the boys was rollin’ joints, they forgot to drink their pints
G C F
Water pipe came bubblin’ around, took one pull and hit the ground
C
Lads wake him if you can
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O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
C
Sunday we went to The Blarney Stone, Paddy Wynne had The Leinster Final on
G C F
The Lily Whites and The Boys in Blue, the Majors and Taytos
C
Over to Mulligan’s for the night, the bar was leppin‘ and the band was shite
G C F
De Burgh, De Bono and De Wolfe Tones ‘til Dinny grabbed the microphone
C
And gave us Van The Man
C G C
O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
C
Macker sez while we’re here we’ll go and have a look at the kinky gear
G C F
I said a quiet prayer I wouldn’t bump into anyone from Kildare
C
Big dildos, blow-up dolls, snap-on tools and hairy balls
G C F
Vibrators, whips and chains, zips and fanny ticklers
C
God between us and all harm
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O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
C
Then we went for a midnight walk, all our eyes were out on stalks
G C F
Gay bars, bordellos, models in the windows with no clothes
C
Dinny he danced all night with a South American transvestite
G C F
Everything was goin’ grand until Dinny tried to drop the hand
C
There was pandemonium
C G C
O The Weekend that we spent an Amsterdam
C
The bouncer she was 5 foot 10 Lowland Heavyweight Champion
G C F
She hit Dinny an awful box, the boys ran amok and wrecked the shop
C
We could hear the squad cars getting near, it’s time lads we were out of here
G C F
Dinny pulled up his tights and we disappeared into the night
C
All together now one by one
C G C
O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
C
Queen Beatrix she rides her bike, Rembrandt is hangin’ down in The Rijk
G C F
Ajax, Heineken, Van Gogh, The Gargle and The Ghanja
C
Monday morning we were all half cracked we dived into the Kaisergracht
G C F
They fished us out, hosed us down and put us on the plane to Dublin
C
Home to the Mammy again
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O The Weekend that we spent in Amsterdam
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