Jessica Albas Number keyboard

Jessica Albas Number

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                  Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number
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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2
Piano Intro

D % G A    x2


Verse:
D   (Dmaj7)  D
When I'm watching TV,
    G               A
The girls are all I see,
        D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
G                          A
None of them would look at me.
    D 
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
      G                   A 
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
    D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
           G                 A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
      G              A
Have BO or they have rolls,
    D
and some lucky bloke right now,
            G               A
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.

Pre-Chorus:
G  
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
        G                  A        D
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
    G        A                D
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
           A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
           G           A       D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
    G            A              D
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
       Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
 A
   "Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"


Chorus:
         G        A       D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
         G        A       D 
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
         G        A       D 
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
         G        A       D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,


D % G A    x2


Verse 2:
D
Fit girls getting shot in films,
G          A
I'm always into ya'z,
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
          G              A
With just me and Britney Spears,
                    D 
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
G                         A
"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
D
I like the one from Showgirls,
           G                    A
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D         
Or the really, really fit one,
    G                     A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.

D
I've nearly got a moustache,
         Bm11                     A      
And they still wouldnt talk to me,
D     
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
       G                 A
Or the lesbian from the OC.


Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus

G5~~ G5 G#5 A5

Outro:
         G        A       D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
   G      A    D
Or Kate Nash's Number,
       G               A             D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
   G        A      D      C    Bm7   A7     G    Asus4 A  G5   D~    
Or Jessica Alba's number...


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