Eddie Are You Kidding bass

Eddie Are You Kidding

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                    Eddie Are You Kidding - Frank Zappa
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Tabbed by: Jacque
E-mail: [email protected]

Tuning: Standard

Verse

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D|-----------------------------------------------------------4--6----|
A|-8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----5--5-----7-7---------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus

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D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
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Verse

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D|-7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4------|
A|--------7---------7---------7---------7----|
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D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4------|
E|--------7---------7---------7---------7----|

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A|--------7---------7---------7---------7----|
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A|-7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4----7--7-4------|
E|--------7---------7---------7---------7----|

G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------4--6----|
A|-8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----5--5-----7-7---------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

Bridge

G|--------------|
D|-4-7----4-----| Repeat this during spoken word segment.
A|----------7---|
E|--------------|

Eddie, my friends ask me, Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? I wanna tell you something, my friends: I am 
not kidding. Here at Zachary All we have sixty tailors in the back room. We have the west's largest 
selections of portly's, regulars, longs, extra longs, 
and cadets. And my friends say to me: Eddie, Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?
And I tell them: I'll tell you something frankly, my friends- When the new double knits first came 
out, I was not impressed. But as you can see, these pants I'm wearing are double knit. They stretch 
in all the right places. They're the most comfortable. 
Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate. I have this lovely little
Seersucker . . . wait a minute


WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA?

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A|----------------------|
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AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.?

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D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7~----|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT?

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D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7~----|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|

I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

Verse

G|---4--------4-------4----4-----|
D|-7---7--------7------------7---|
A|---------5-----------5---------|
E|-------------------------------|

G|-----------------------|
D|----4-------4-----4----|
A|------7-------------7--|
E|-5-----------5---------|

G|----4-------4----4-----|
D|------7------------7---|
A|-5-----------5---------|
E|-----------------------|

G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------4--6----|
A|-8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----8--8-8-8--7----5--5-----7-7---------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

G|------------------------------------|
D|-11-9-----11-9----------------------|
A|------12-------12----x/10---x/11----|
E|------------------------------------|

Bass Does Not Play Until 3:02

Outro

G|---------9--6-----6--9--12---|
D|-7---7-----------------------|
A|-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------|


| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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