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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gay Boyfriend – Garfunkel and Oates ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Noah Opolsky E-mail: [email protected] Tuning: Standard D G Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love D G The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of D G Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away D G He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say He says D "Baby, I love you, baby, I need you G Never gonna let you go" D G Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows D G Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night D G I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right Bm A But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet D G And I think he's gay and I think he's neat Bm A Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay G A But what does it matter anyway? G A He hasn't come out of the closet yet D G 'Til then, I'll take all that I can get (2,3,4) G A But he doesn't think I know D G But I know, I know, I've always known G A If he doesn't think it shows D G But it shows, for sure, it's always shown Em You might think it's a little sad G A But he's the best lover that I've ever had G A At night, when we're lying in bed D G He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head G A Like my mom always says D G "It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" Em You don't know the meaning of "rock your world" G A 'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl D G He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff D G When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!" D G But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer D G 'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina D G He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war D G He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more D G After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk D G And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk Bm A D G Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does Bm A D G And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was Bm A D G Someday this fairy tale will come to an end Bm A 'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend G A But he doesn't think I know D G But I know, I know, I've always known G A If he doesn't think it shows D G But it shows, for sure, it's always shown Em You don't need no penetration G A When you got a good dose of overcompensation G A At night, when we're lying in bed D G He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head G A Like my mom always says D G "It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" Em You don't know the meaning of slot machine G A 'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen Bm A I know it's not forever, but that's okay Bm 'Cause I'm his girlfriend, G D and he's my gay ************************************ | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | b Bend | pb Pre-bend | br Bend release | pbr Pre-bend release | brb Bend release bend ************************************
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