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Why Don't Women Like Me

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Why don't women like me - George Formby  CAPO on 3 works for me
Tabbed by Del Bradley for guitar
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INTRO G A7 D7 G  

G                             Em               A7
Now I know I'm  not handsome, no good looks or wealth 
        D                                    G                
But the girls I chase say my plain face will compromise their health . 
G                                Em             A7 
Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed 
                 Em           A7                D7 
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side. 
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? 

C               G              A7                         Em       D 
Look at Empress Josephine, the most attractive women that ever was seen, 
G                           Em                          D7 
Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that 
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D          G       
Why dont women like me? 

G                     Em                             A7 
Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click 
        D7                                    G 
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick. 
               Em               A7 
I must admit I saw  some girls, attractive little dears 
A                               A7          D7 
Arm in arm  with ugly men with  cauliflower ears. 
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? 
C            G              A7                                    D7 
What can the attraction be, thats the thing that always starts to worry me. 
   G               Em                                                  D7
Al-though I havent got a bean, Ive got a lot of things that girls have never seen. 
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D7         G      
Why dont women like me? 

G                 Em                            A7
Now I went for my holidays, down to the gay sea-side
               D7                 G
I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide
    G             Em                A7
The way the women jumped around the men there in the sea
A                                   A7                   D7            
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me

       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G 
Coz if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C                     G            A7                                 D7
Of all the shapes and sizes there, Ive got a chance of clicking yes I do declare
G                      Em           G                                   D7
Though I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the water-mark

       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7       D7         G      
Why dont women like me? 

INSERT CRAZY SOLO HERE

G                 Em        G        Em               A7         G 
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C                G               Em                        D7 
Take Lord Nelson with  one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him . 
G                    Em                G                          D7                     
With one eye and one arm gone west,she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest. 
       G          Em        G        Em               A7         G       E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey!
A7       D          G    D7 G 
Why dont women like me? 

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