S Half Man Half Biscuit

This Ones For Now ukulele

Half Man Half Biscuit

tools GoTabs

Start AutoScroll Font Size Down Font Size Up

Find us on Facebook

chords
tabs
bass
ukulele
keyboards
drums
flute
harmonica
guitar pro
video
GoTabs

This Ones For Now

(intro) Em B C D (x4)


Em  B          C   D  Em         B       C         D
  I linger and gawp     when the council dig a big hole 
Em      B           C        D            Em               B         C    D  
  And I cheer for a corner – I don’t know why, they rarely lead to a goal.
G     D       Am      C    G       D       Am   C
 The greatest surface underfoot is springy turf
Em             B            C  D     Em     B         C     D
  Why does the winner of Mr Universe always come from Earth?
G   D      Am        C      G             D               Am    C
  I feel I should be more upset since you went to live in Delph
G             D       Am          C           Em          A        D      Em B C D   Em B C D
  I should be writing songs about you but I’m too wrapped up in myself.



Em     B   C          D     Em               B            C          D
  At DFS a job I have landed but I don’t get paid for the first five years
Em  B        C        D     Em  B           C        D
  TNS in The Blob mob-handed   according to what one hears.
G   D       Am     C     G      D     Am  C
 Outlandish rumour is my sport oyez, oyez
Em               B               C            D
  I’ve just seen Venglos in Rock Ferry buying energy drinks
Em     B            C D
  He’s deffo taking over.
G    D          Am       C            G           D        Am  C
 God knows I’ve tried to put you into verse but unfortunately
G        D        Am             C             Em  A       D      Em B C D (x4)
 When it comes to things such as this it’s all     me, me, me.



G  D         Am   C    G       D          Am      C            G
   You’re so beige – I bet you think this song’s about someone else 
D          Am C  G   D            Am           C        G     D     Am  C
Standard Liege – see how it all unfolds when I try to include you?



G      D       Am      C        G
  I’ll fit you in some day, somehow
  D        Am        C         G
A thousand words but not right now
     D         Am       C     G
I’ve got a few lines on Gerry Gow
      D            Am        C       G
I had three in one packet in Seventy-Eight
       D           Am        C       G
I went back to the shop in a manner irate
    D     Am             C               G
Newsagent said “Have you got a two pence piece?” 
        D              Am          C           G    D Am C   G D Am C   G D Am C  
I said “Yes”, he said “Go and ring someone who cares”.


   F                     C
As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck
   F                     C                        Em B C D   Em B C D   Em B C D   Em
As told to a boil on the cab driver’s neck again.

less
plus
Add to Songbook Print Version How to play lesson Submit videolesson
Click the best TAGS for this song:
None of them
Contributor: jeroAryj Correct

If you can not find the chords or tabs you want, look at our partner E-chords. If you are a premium member, you have total access to our video lessons.

If you find a wrong Bad To Me from Half Man Half Biscuit, click the correct button above.

login/signup
my songbooks
my recent views
my submits