None of them
Capo on fret two!
C G F
Please buy my album. I really did work on it a lot,
C G F
and now that it's done, I'll tell you the tracks that it's got.
F C
And I'm not just gonna list them
F C G
I'm gonna play a medley of them all.
F C
Because there are a lot,
F C
17 tracks. And you may have forgot
G C F
'em, I'm gonna sing them all right now.
F C
And that's not the most exciting part,
F C G
I'll also show you sharkeyejones' art
which is on the back of the poster
C
and now let's start.
Am Em Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am Em Fm
please explain what is D F T B
Am Em Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am Em Fm Am
please explain what is D F T B A
Am(hold)
G C
Oh, this isn't Hogwarts
F C G
This is a concrete box
C F C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk
F
And the deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy
C G F C
But she has no freaking idea what else to be
F
I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know
C
I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't
C F
The mink had lost her furry scarf
G C
She said it was stolen
C F
The shoe salesmen he wanted to help
G C
Because he had so much soul
C F G C
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel
C F G C
Yes, Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel
Am (Am7) G
Protons and neutrons
Am G
The electron cloud scattered around
F G C Am
She was the first girl who ever made me fall in love
F G
I just took too long to ask her
C Am
To the freaking Yule Ball
F
Well, there's a lot of cool things about the County Fair
C G C
But the Demolition Derby, is why I'm there.
C F G
And if fatherhood is the most important job by far
C G C
Then why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?
C G C
Why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?
Dm Am
I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine also known as the colon
Em
I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23
Am
And then the pain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks
C C7
You don't love me because I'm not Edward Cullen
F G
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
C (hold) G (hold) F (hold)
This is the plot to every television crime show
from CSI to Columbo
F
G C F
Everyone thinks of Jesus
G C F
on the eve of Christmas
F
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
C G C
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.
C Fmaj7 F
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises.
G D C D7
There's no place that I'd rather be
G D F C
Then livin' here with my nerdy friends
G D C D7
making videos happily
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island
C F G C
So I guess it all makes sense at the end
C F G C
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end
(End on C)
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