Pigs Can't Swim ukulele

Pigs Can't Swim

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GI once had a pig that Dloved me.
He lived in a shed in the Gcountry.
In a middle class district of CDunfries.
DBut a sad kind of pig was Ghe.

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GPigs can't swim and Dpigs can't fly
But Pigs can see the Gwind go by.
Pigs make lovely Dhousehold friends.
When winter comes then Gsummer ends.

GEach week that lofty Dbeasty - 
Would beg with eyes so Gmisty.
To take him over to CEngland.
DHis life's dream to Gfulfill.

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GHe wants to plunge into the Dchannel 
Swim to France would be his Ggamble
Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a Ccandle
DTo such a daring pig as Ghe.

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(This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto)
GSo then I came up to him Daskin'
will our friendship not be Glastin'
and he told me I was Cgraspin' 
Dand he needed to be Gfree!

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GSo will you take me there Dtomorrow
In a pigs eye I said with Gsorrow
So he drown himself in the Cbath tub (Naughty Boy)
DAnd I had pork chops with my Gtea!

Chorus 

GEarly in the Dmorning 
so early in the Gmorning
so early in the Cmorning 
Dbefore the break of Gday

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