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F The universe is runnin' away F I heard on the news, just the other day Bb There's this new stuff called dark energy F We can't measure and we can't see C It's some elemental mystery train that we can't catch Bb But our heads are in the oven Bb F and somebody's bout to strike a match Meanwhile back on our big round ball Things are getting serious as cholesterol Permutations, calculations, greedy piggies at the trough Arrogance and ignorance just to top it off I can't keep up with the Nasdaq Who got sold and who got bought I've got to take a lunch break But I'll leave with a little food for thoughtBb F Maybe it's all too simple Bb F For our big brains to figure it out Bb F What if the hokey pokey C Is all it really is about What if life is just a cosmic joke Like spiders in your underwear or olives in your coke My life can get as messy as a day old sticky bun So I arm myself with punch lines and a giant water gun They say its not that simple but just maybe it should be It's time to change the subject,would join me for a cup of herbal tea? Chorus I still believe in rock and roll It pays my bills and it sooths my soul There really really isn't a whole lot more around Except for maybe Frank Sinatra and the Big Band sound I want music in my music I want chicken in my soup I want caffeine in my system let's revive the hula hoop Chorus Maybe it's all too simple For our big brains to figure it out What if the hokey pokey Is all it really is about Ad Lib You put your right fin in You take your left fin out You put your plastic ass in And you shake it all about You only get three wishes Three strikes and you are out That's what it's all about
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