Birthday Song chords

Birthday Song

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It's your birthday today, 

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, 
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that twenty-one years ago on this day, 
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it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face, 

and nine months before that magical day, 

your dad probably took your mom out on a date, 
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and they were having a good time, 
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they were dancing and drinking wine, 


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happy birthday, 
      B      G 
happy birthday, 
      A      D 
happy birthday, 


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and when they got home they were horny as hell, 

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, 
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and he tore her panties off, 

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and his penis was hard as a rock, 

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, 

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head, 
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so they formed a sixty-nine, 
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and your mom came at least three times, 


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and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom , 

that he forgot to put a condom on, 
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and when he realized his mistake, 
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he had ejaculated and it was too late, 


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and then your mom got pregnant, 
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and your dad started crying, 
               D             A 
he wanted your mom to get an abortion, 
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but your mom wanted a child, 
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and nine months later your were born, 
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 and five months later your parents got a divorce  

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