None of them
Capo 5
C
If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore.
Am
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you’re a hor-
rible person.
F
If you won't have a drink, then you’re a prude,
Dm G
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you
down the first one.
C
If you can't lose the weight, then you’re just fat,
Am
But if you lose too much, then you’re on crack.
F
You're damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t,
Dm G
So you might as well just do whatever you want,
C Am
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint — or don’t —
C G C
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
C
If you don't go to church, you’ll go to hell.
Am
If you're the first one in the first row, you’re a self-
righteous son-of-a ...
F
Can't win for losing, you just disappoint ‘em.
Dm G
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don’t mean you should join ‘em.
C Am
So, make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint — or don’t —
C G C
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
BRIDGE:
C
Say what you feel, love who you love,
Am
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun.
F C
Yeah, you only, only live once.
C Am
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint — I would —
C G C
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
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