Bali Belly Song ukulele

Bali Belly Song

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Ten days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,
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And im shittin' in litres and firin' both ends, i'll never shit solid again.

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And its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,

christ, im shittin' it away.

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cause im glued to the loo while my mates are out raving, i'll never shit solid again.


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I'll never shit solid again, or hold anything down for as long as i live,
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cause me arse is jammed open from freckle fatigue, i'll never shit solid again.


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I called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to

thicken it up,

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then she pissed her self laughin and hung up the phone, i'll never shit solid again.


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Just had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,
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Jesus, hope i remember to use the right hand, i'll never shit solid again.

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i'll never shit solid again, so i'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring,
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at least when i fart i wont splatter me jeans, i'll never shit solid again.

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I'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,
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will it spray through me fingers or run down me leg, i'll never shit solid again.

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slipped on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,

then i spewed a bit more,

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Now i gotta sift through it cause me denture fell in, i'll never shit solid again.

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I'll never shit solid again, me rings hanging out and me guts have caved in,
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i'll be buried in a bucket and me mates will all sing.....................

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  "He'll never shit solid again"

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