Christmas Song ukulele

Christmas Song

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(LITTLE BOY'S VOICE)

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Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking bike?
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I've unwrapped all this other junk, and there's nothing that I like.
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I wrote you a fucking letter, and I come to see you twice.
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Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
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If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
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And this cowboy suit and ping pong set, you can shove right up your arse!
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You've stuffed me bloody order up.
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It's enough to make you spew.
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And I'm not the only one who's snakey,
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Me sisters dirty too!


(LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE)

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Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking pram?
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You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am?
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Cause I'm the little girl, who you made sit right on your hand.
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I'll give you fucking ho ho ho,
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You forgot me fucking pram.


(LITTLE BOY'S VOICE)

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Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts.
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And I'll let your fucking reindeer go, and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
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You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store.
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And me and me little sister, 
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Come stomping through the door.

(NC- SPOKEN)
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

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Hey mums and dads you smell his breath, and check his bloodshot eyes.
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And don't listen to him boys and girls, 'cause he tells fucking lies.
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He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright.
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Cause the old fucking wanker, 
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Forgot me fucking bike.

(NC- SPOKEN)

You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in.

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out.

(SING TO FADE)
"I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus"

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