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Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo) Song - Mick The Master Farter Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous) E A B7 A E I first Emet him in the classroom back in A1963 And B7we seemed to hit it off pretty good, we were Amates, Mick and Eme He Ewasn't such a big kid, even Aback then at the start And he B7wasn't all that clever either, but Jesus he could Efart I first Efound that out in class one day, when Athings were going pretty slow And B7just to keep us all amused, Mick let this Afucking ripper Ego Well, you Eshould’ve been there, look, I'd Adescribe it if I could But B7I just turned around, and I said, "Hey Mick you’re fucking Egood" And at the Eend of school Grand Final on the Arugby field that time B7We were getting beaten, they were A12 and we were E9 And play was E3 yards from our goal-line, when the Areferee called a scrum And B7Mick said, "Don't worry fellas, we've as good as got it Ewon" So we just Elocked ourselves down in the scrum, and we Aheld each other’s nose And B7Mick our little hooker, he let this Afucking ripper Ego Well, it Estung their nose, and it burnt their eyes, and it Aeven scorched the grass And I B7twigged right then and there, he had a double jointed Earse Chorus: AMick, me mate the master Efarter Put the art back into farting, with his custom tailored B7farts AMick, me mate the master Efarter Broke new ground in breaking wind, with his B7double jointed Earse A B7 A E And it was Ejust a couple of years later, we both Awent to see Kamaahl It was a B7really poshy sort of show, in this Agreat big bloody Ehall And all the Eblokes were dressed like penguins, and you Ashould have seen the sorts And B7Kamaahl himself wore a sheilas dress, like a bloody black Boy EGeorge And we were all Elocked in there like sardines, for the Ashow to get underway But the B7tuba player didn't lob, he'd Abooked off crook that Eday And Kamaahl said, E"Without a tuba player, I Acannot commence the show" So old B7Mick jumps up said, "Sambo mate, I'll have a fucking Ego" Well, from Ethen on in I honestly thought, that the Awhole show would be ruined But he just B7winked at me and picked that tuba up, just like he Aknew what he was Edoing Then the Emaestro tapped his little stick to Atell the band to start And B7Mick just shut his eyes and cocked his leg, and then began to Efart Well you Ecould have heard a pin drop, that Anight there in the hall And it's B7hard to say who sounded best, Mick Afarting or KaEmaahl Then the Eaudience just went apeshit, they Acheered and clapped and stood And B7Kamaahl smiled as if to say, "Hey Mick, you’re fucking Egood Chorus: AMick me mate the master Efarter Put the art back into farting, with his custom tailored B7farts AMick me mate the master Efarter With his true-pitch perfect, calibrated, B7double jointed Earse A B7 A E Well, Egood news travels fast it seems and it Awasn't very long Before B7Mick got this midnight phonecall from Ben ALexan and Alan EBond They said, E"Mick we've got this specialist job, and Awe're prepared to pay ya B7Mick old son would you consider farting for AustEralia" We'll just Eprop you on our brand new yacht, when Athere’s no sea-breeze blowing And get B7Mick the master farter to start her and Akeep the bastard Egoing So EMick went into training on Asausage rolls and pies And B7Vegemite and Fosters beer and a scholarship from EHeinz The Eworld had never seen before a Ayacht so finely groomed Or a B7crew so fit and young and strong, or an Aarse so finely Etuned The EYanks weren't even in the race, not Aeven in the same class What with B7Ben Lexan and his secret keel and Micks fuel injected Earse Well he Ecome back a bloody hero didn't he, the Aall Australian boy And B7government commissioned this bloke to do a big Astatue of his Ekoy And EI can still see Mick standing there when Athey confirmed his Knighthood And B7BobNC Hawke pinning it on saying, "Hey Mick, you’re fucking Egood" Chorus: AMick me mate the master Efarter Put the class back into farting, with his designer-label B7farts AMick me mate the master Efarter B7Wth his true-pitch perfect, calibrated, turbo thrusted, fuel injected, W.I.N.G.S. protected, B7double jointed Earse A B7 A E
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