Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me keyboard

Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me

• A

Intro: A x4 
 
Verse 1: 
A 
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from 
                               E 
But she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one 
                               A 
But she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that 
      D 
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards 
        E 
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that 
                              A 
So she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
Chorus:   (play this after each verse) 
E     A 
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me 
                           E 
She's the sorta sheila for me 
 
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but 
                           A 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
 
Extra verses: 
 
Verse 2: 

Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

But providing I can get drunk enough 

She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er 

And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er 

But she's the sorta sheila for me. 

Verse 3: 

She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She picks her nose and she's always fartin' 

Got saggy tits and a saggy arse 

But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin' 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

Verse 4: 

Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe 

But she's the sorta sheila for me.  

She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids 

Mate two short planks look like a computer 

And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er 

So she's the sorta sheila for me.  
 
play chorus twice 
 
End verse:  (use short palm muted strums) 
                  A                 A 
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb 
            D                    D 
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub 
       E                           E 
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was 
E                          A (normal strum pattern) 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A E A 
She's the sorta sheila for me. 

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