None of them
G C D G
Well a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
G C D G
Talkin' religion and a-politics for all the world to hear
G C
"They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
D G
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son"
G C
I said "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice?
D G
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus Christ"
G C
"You know you don't look Jewish," he said, "Near as I could figure"
D G
"I had you lamped for a slightly anaemic, well-dressed country n****r"
G D7
Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
He started into shouting and a spitting on the floor
G D G
Lord, they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
G C
He says, "I ain't a racist, but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need"
D G
"Them n****rs, Jews and Sigma Nus all they ever do is breed"
G C
"Now wops and micks and slopes and spics and spooks are on my list
D
"And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas.
Is there anyone I missed?"
G C
Well I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes
D G
I says "I'm gonna get you, you son of a b***h, you spouting that pack of lies
G C
"If there's one thing I can't abide it's an ethnocentric racist"
D G
"Now you take back that thing you said about Aristitle Onassis"
G D7
Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
G D G
Lord They sure ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
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