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#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 14:06:32 -0600 From: "Michael K. Moseley"Subject: Subject: PRO: The_Vasectomy_Song.crdpro by Larry Heagle The Vasectomy Song by: Larry Heagle Also performed by One-Man Johnson in Iowa City Tabbed by: Mike Moseley ([email protected]) I heard this song on public radio about 15 years ago and have been playing it for my friends ever since (taking time out for work, food, sleep and personal time, of course). For those of you not knowledgeable, the Vas Deferens is what gets clipped in a 'Vas'ectomy. ========================================================================= CWell, I went to see my doctor, I said, "Doc, I can't pay my billsG The rent's all spent and my truck's got a dent And I think I'm a-gettin' the Cchills >From bein' forced to sleep alone, oh, this house just ain't a Fhome We can't Gafford no more kids My life in on the skids Cause my woman says, 'Leave me alCone' Unless I get a vaGsectomy, I gotta get a vaCsectomy Just Gone little male alteration, can Csave no chord us from an other altercation It's a Gvasectomy, I gotta get a vaCsectomy Oh what a Fvas deferGens it could Cbe." CWell, the next thing I knew I was layin' on the table With the lights shinin' in my eyesG They strapped my wrists and they strapped my ankles And they double strapped my Cthighs The nurses were gigglin' and I was wigglin' most uncomfortFably When the Gdoctor walked in with a perverted grin And here's what he said to Cme, "It only hurts for a little whileC That's what they Amtell me that's what they say, eh heh heh" CWell it's two weeks later and I feel a little better And my mind is more at easeG The rent's still spent, my truck's still got a dent But my woman's no longer a Ctease And even down at the office, there's a lot more interest in Fme Oh, the Ggirls all grin when I walk in And brother they mean to Cplease A man with a vaGsectomy, you oughta' get a vaCsectomy Well, like a GSunkist orange, I've been freed Cause Cit's no chord all juice and there's no seed With a Gvasectomy, you oughta' get a vaCsectomy Oh, what a Fvas deferGens it could . . . .no chord Now here is the part that I like the most It takes the danger out of bein' close Want a Fvas deferGens it could . . . . no chord The snipped those little suckers right in two And then they clamped 'em off with Super Glue What A Fvas deferGens it could Cbe. G C G C ========================================================================= Best regards to Larry Heagle and One-Man Johnson. I hope this brings a smile or at least a wince.
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