Monday Zombie Blues ukulele

Monday Zombie Blues

• G

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One, Two, Three, Bieber.
G Dm (4x)

G           
Well, I hang my head
Dm                 G Dm
As I hobble around,
G           
Snacking on brains
Dm                 G Dm
In this lonley town, 
G
'Cause I ate my family
Dm                 G Dm
And I chewed my friends...
G
Yeah, I ain't gonna die,
         F    A    G
But I'll never feel alive again.

G Dm (6x) G F A G (1x) G Dm (4x) G F A G (1x) G Dm (4x) G F A G (1x)
(Zombie rap, let's go!)
Life's tough, man,
It;s damn mean...
I can't use my Pantene
Pro-V on my hair
Or my hand cream,
Because my hands got gangrene.
I've got cramps in my limbs and phalanges.
Those are fingers you dumbdumb,
I'm angry!
'Cause my life is a walking nightmare,
I've got 99 problems and 14 are banshees!
Hamburger sized black moles,
My canker sores look like black holes,
My sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off,
My skin's like a singed pterodactyl's.
But... I've still got my baby;
She's got rabies.
I love her.
She's crazy.
My baby eats babies and ladies...
Who snack on fresh babies
Make great zombie ladies!


Repeat Chorus


Aww - break it down!

G Mute Mute Mute (4x)

G
Yeah, I ain't gonna die,
            F       A       G    Dm
But I'll never feel alive again.
G
Said, I ain't gonna die,
            F       A       G    Dm
But I'll never feel alive again. (Woo-hoo),
G
Aww, I ain't gonna die,
            F       A       G    Dm 
But I'll never feel alive again.
G
Yes, I ain't gonna die,
            F       A       G    Dm
But I'll never feel alive again.

Mmm... Babies...
G (fade out)

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