It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass) chords

It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)

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As heard on the Bob and Tom Show?? 
 
 
Capo 3 (to sound like recording) 
 
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Have you ever had one of those days when nothin? goes right 
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Your wife starts bitchin? about whatever it was she was bitchin? about last night 
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So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne 
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But after you finish your business, the toilet paper?s gone 

            E                   A  
Well it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass 
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It?s a bad day, so you better get off my back 
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You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path 
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Cause it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass 
 
 
Well I was runnin? late for work so I poured me some coffee to go 
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes 
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way 
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray 
 
Chorus 
 
When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late 
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway 
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette 
I?m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget 
 
Chorus  

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