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Before you play: I tabbed this song because I love Rhett and Link. My closest friends and I have a YouTube channel, (www.youtube.com/vloganthem) and we all love the musical talents and comedy of Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords: Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWj42BxDXCU (* means a quick strum on the chord change.) NO CAPO Rhett & Link talking Hey Whatcha doing? Driving, whatcha doing? Driving and texting.. Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that? Link G Yes, because. I'm a textpert F An expert at texting C Am *F* Rejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking G F Due to the fact that I'm distracted?! C Am *F* I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active G F YOU should keep both eyes on the road, sir. For real C Am *F* You'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile G F Leave it to a pro. Be incommunicado C Am *F* G Until you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver Rhett & Link talking F No it isn't? C Yes it is Am *F* No it isn't! Rhett G F Cause I'm a textpert! An expert at texting C Am F Pressing, my keypad when my car's not resting G F I can divide my attention up C Am *F* I got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion G F With one eye on the road; one eye on my phone C Am *F* I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone Thank you G F Now I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift C Am *F* It in to D and then chin-drive home Hook: Rhett & Link G F I'm a textpert C Am F A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur G F I'm a textpert C Am F Don't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt-urt-urt-urt-urt Link G F Sometimes I text both sides of a conversation C Am *F* Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing G F On rare occasion, when I've got nothing to text about C Am *F* I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now Rhett G F I carry on, more concurrent conversations C Am *F* Than one phone alone is prone to accept So, I've G F Tested and perfected my patented method: C Am *F* The second handset hands-free toe text Link G F I ride with my Swedish Masseuse C Am *F* She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu Rhett G F My yogi shows me hand yoga poses, like: C Am *F* Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus Link G *F* I'll never stoop so low, as to text photos C Am *F* Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's Rhett G F I'm an artiste! Using ASCII! C Am *F* I just texted this toad to an art gallery Link G F I text more, than the next bored pre-pubescent tween! C Am *F* In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty! Rhett G How does that work exactly? Link F C *Am* Everything that happened before is happening some more That's all I'm comfortable sharing at this time... Rhett G F I gave a lift to a drifter! C And texted his estranged sister Am *F* And now I'm hostin' em here for dinner! Link G F Well did I mention I'm a text-itrician? C Am *F* A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician Rhett G F Well, I'm the next Dr. Phil of SMS Link C Am *F* I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text! Hook G F I'm a textpert C Am F A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur Rhett and Link talking G | G By the way, where're you headed son? | (I'm a textpert) F | F Headed West on 421 | (Don't worry,) 421? | C | C Uh-huh | (Nobody's gonna get hurt) West?! | Am | Am Yes. You? | (-urt-urt-) F | F Me? I'm headed... | (-urt-urt) G (if you want a punctual ending) CRASH (subscribe to RhettandLink and Vloganthem!)
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