I'm A Cunt ukulele

I'm A Cunt

• Fmaj7

I'm A Cunt - Roy Chubby Brown
Tabbed by Del Bradley  No Capo or to taste 
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INTRO  Fmaj7 C

C
All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
                   G
You can scream and cuss,
G                                                             C
But He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
C                                                            Fmaj7
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
                          G
And I bet he'd inform the dole you're working,
                     C
But Just who is this twat ?


C                                        G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
       C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,

He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
                               Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7                             G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
                     C      C G C
Cos basically he's a cunt.

C
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
                           G
And he smells so much he'd fill your nose,
                                                             C
Hes a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring,Pffff the fucking puff.
C                                                Fmaj7
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
Fmaj7                  G
And he talks a load of crap as well,
                     C
Cos basically he's a cunt.


C                                        G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
       C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,

He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
                               Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7                             G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
                          C      C G C
Cos basically well he's a cunt.


C
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
                    G
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
                                             C
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he fucked her with a pack of lies,
C                                           Fmaj7   
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you won't have far to hunt
Fmaj7    G
Cos it's me you pack of bastards,
G                 C      G
Basically I'm the Cunt.


G                             C       G
I'm a cunt, I'm a cunt, I'm a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
      C
I'm a male dick teaser that's out of place,

I'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
                              Fmaj7
And  wear my trousers back to front
Fmaj7                              G
Yes and I fart suck cocks, and I'm riddled with pox,
G                   C     
Cos basically I'm a cunt.

OUTRO....

C              Fmaj7              C             G       C        G C
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see,  fucking great big fat cunt ! (blow raspberry)

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