None of them
(C F7+)
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
C G Am Em F D/F# G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
(C F7+)
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
C G Am Em F D/F# G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
(C F7+)
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
C G Am Em F D/F# G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
(C F7+)
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
(I wonder what's this red button do?)
C G Am Em F D/F# G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
F/A G/B Am G F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F/A G/B Am Em F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
C G Am
Dumbest ways to die ie
C G Am
Dumbest ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumbest ways to die ie ie
F
So many dumb
C
So many dumb ways to die
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