None of them
E B
all you people up there in city hall,
E B
you're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
E B
this is a song for the people in the streets, not the people city hall.
A A-Ab A-Ab A-Ab A-Ab A-Ab A-Ab A-Ab
all you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, come along children and fuckin' rise!
A F G A (4x)
A F G A
lots of times when me and kg are watchin'
F G A
all the fuckin' shit that goes down at city hall,
F G A
we get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
F G A
yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
F G A
...a riot!
F G A
we have 'em screaming in the streets,
F G A
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin'
F G A
fuckin' windows of small businesses,
F G A
and settin' fuckin' fires!
F G A
and settin' fuckin' fires!
F G A
and settin' fuckin' fires!
C G A (3x)
{spoken}
(A A# D4/7 E)
A
and then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and kg will peek out our heads.
D4/7
we've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
E
from a bunker.
A
we did it rage-kage, we beat the bastards of city hall!
{laughs} but now what will we do?
D4/7 E
we must rebuild. but who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
A
man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
F# G
no, not me and kg, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
alright, we'll do it!
{sung}
E
we'll lead as two kings,
A
we'll lead as two kings.
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)
ah-ha ah-how,
we'll lead as two kings.
{spoken}
A
the first decree is to legalize marijuana.
the tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
F#
you old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
G
you're banished from the land!
{sung}
E
we'll lead as two kings,
we'll lead as two kings.
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)
ah-ha ah-how,
lead as two kings.
{spoken}
A / A#
the second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
F# G
or ocean dumpage. from now on, we will travel in tubes!
{sung}
E
we'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah,
A
we'll fuckin' lead as two kings.
{spoken}
A / A#
get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(tube technology.) chop, chop, let's go.
third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
F# G
from now on, we will all be the same... ummm, i dunno,
i gotta think about that...
{sung}
E
we'll lead as two kings
A
ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
{spoken}
A
{jb:} oh my god.
{kg:} ahh... what?
{jb:} dude, the red phone is flashing.
{kg:} oh, yeah.
{jb:} let me scoop that up. hello? two kings.
{kg:} who is it?
{jb:} what?! no! no fucking way!
{kg:} what?
F# G
{jb:} rage, there's a potato famine in idaho, you gotta go down there!
{kg:} oh my god... what?
{jb:} dude, i gotta stay here!
{kg:} why do i have to go?
E
{jb:} please! please!
{kg:} oh, god, okay.
A
{jb:} awesome... is he gone? alright, emergency meeting of parliament.
all right parliament, i know this is fucked up,
but rage, he can't be king anymore.
dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
F#
seriously, let's make him "duke," a kick ass "duke."
G
or "leader formerly known as king," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
{sung}
E
we'll lead as two kings, oh yes
A
we'll really lead as two kings.
{spoken}
A
{kg:} uh, dude?
{jb:} rage.
{kg:} i went all over idaho...
{jb:} yeah?
{kg:} uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
{jb:} what? there was no famine?
{kg:} yeah, there was no famine, no.
{jb:} dude.
{kg:} i don't know what's uh...
{jb:} a toast...
{kg:} a toast...
{jb:} long live the "d."
{kg:} long live the "d."
{clinking of glasses}
F#
{jb:} long live me. i'm sorry, i poisoned your wine.
{kg:} what?
G
{jb:} for the good of the land.
E
{kg:} you p-- i poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
{jb/kg:} noooooooooo!!!!!
A F G
...no!
A F G A
{jb/kg:} Aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
{sung}
A F G A
city, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
A F G A
shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
A C G A
hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
A F G A
people inside me are askin' me to smoke up city hall,
C G
'cause no one here is talkin'.
A F G A
people inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall,
C G
'cause no one here is rockin'.
A F G A
people inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall,
C G A
'cause everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots.
F G A
everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots.
C G A
everyone is rock-'em sock-'em go! oh!
{spoken}
{jb:} don't, cut that part out.
{kg:} we've got it.
{jb:} um, do you believe in god?
{kg:} i believe, i believe.
{jb:} you do?
{kg:} i believe in god. i believe in god.
{jb: (laughs)} y'do--
{kg:} i believe in god.
{jb:} do you?
{kg:} i believe in god.
malibu nights
{kg (spoken):}
yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! {cuts off on "one"}
{kg starts playing}
{jb (spoken):} i got some lyrics.
{sung}
malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
malibu neighs, malibu dreams,
malibu, makin' a poo.
stinky poo, lookin'd view.
because it's time for my breakfast,
it's time for some cheese.
it's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
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