I Married A Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed ukulele

I Married A Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed

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Intro:  (A)  (E)  (B)  (E)  (A)  (E)  (B)  (E) 
 
(E) I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed 
(E) God just didn't bless her with the vocal chords she needs 
(E) She looks like Cindy Crawford, but that ain't the way she sounds 
When (E) we make love, I keep hearin' "East Bound And Down" 
 
(A) I work sixty hours a week, and I bring home my check 
She says, (No Chord) "Son you're gonna have to take me out 
and put some (B) groceries down my (E) neck" 
So I (A) took her to a fancy restaraunt - she looked down her nose and said 
(No Chord) "Why didn't we stop at a choke and puke, for some (B) grilled cheese sandwich(E)es" 
 
(E) I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed 
Oughta (E) be on the cover of Playboy,'cause that body's garaunteed 
She (E) talks just like that guitar man, that crawled out of the swamp 
That (E) Lousiana law gonna save you, when I knock ya in the head with a stump 
 
She (A) thinks my name is Amos, when she ain't callin' me son 
(No Chord) "Amos, son, I'm under stress. Let's (B) go somewhere that's (E) fun" 
So (A) I flew her to Europe and spent ten-thousand bucks 
She said, "I'd have (No Chord) had more fun thumbin' a ride on a (B) overloaded poultry (E) truck" 
 
(A)  (E)  (B)  (E)  (A)  (E)  (B)  (E) 
 
(E) I married a woman who talks like 'you know who' 
Got a (E) brand new pair of earplugs, stuck in with Elmer's glue 
Bought (E) all the lamps that K-Mart had, 'cause there's one thing I don't need 
Is to (E) be in the dark with a woman who sounds just like Jerry Reed 
 
It's (A) hard to be romantic, when she whispers in my ear 
"You got a (No Chord) long way to go, and a (B) short time to get (E) here" 
She (A) talks like that trucker, whether I like it or not 
"We're (No Chord) loaded up and truckin', and when you're (B) hot - you (E) hot" 
 
Solo 
 
Fade out... 
 
  
 
 

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