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D D
My granny while on her death bed
G D
She turned and said to me
G A D
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
D D
I tried to teach you right
G D
But somewhere I went wrong
G
'Cuz you sang those
A D
Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
D D
When six pallbearers put her down
G D
And laid her body in the ground
G
My eyes were wet
A D
My face was very long
D D
The pastor said "son here you are
G D
Won't you please take this guitar
G A D
Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"
D
And I sang death death
A
devil devil devil devil
G D
evil evil evil evil songs
G D
Hell you know that's how I get along
D A
The world is full of tragedies
G D
So how can it be wrong?
G
Singing death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
D G
Well I was shopping at Hot Topic
D A
And I was walking out the store
D A
When two dumb jocks came up to me
G D
They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"
G A D
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
D
And I sang death death
A G D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G D
Hell you know that's how I get along
D A
The world is full of idiots
G D
So how can it be wrong?
G
Singing death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
D G
Well I went down to church on Sunday
D A
I sat up front in a pew
D A
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too,
G D
Son what the devils got into you?
D A D
Get up and sing a hymn or two"
D
And I sang death death
A G D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G D
Hell you know that's how I get along
D A
The world is full of hypocrisies
G D
So how can it be wrong?
G
Singing death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
D G
I was invited to the White House
D A
The president pulled me aside
G A
He said "Son sing us a song of peace
D D
For those evil doers in the Middle East"
G A D
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
D
And I sang death death
A G D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G D
And you know that's how I get along
D A
The world is full of W's
G D
So how can it be wrong?
G
Singing death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
D D
Well then I died and went to Hell
G D
I could tell right away by the awful smell
G A D
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
D D
The devil said "come here young man
G D
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
G A D
So naturally I felt I had it made
D A G
Well then he reached into an iron chest
G A D
And he picked a tool that he felt was best
D A
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
G D
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
G A D
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
D
He sang death death
A G D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G D
Yeah I know that's how you got along
D A
I find your song hilarious
G D
But now your soul's precarious
G
Singing your death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
D
I'm just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet
D
Death death
A G D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G D
And you know that's how we got along
D A
The world is full of sinners
G D
So how can it be wrong?
G
Singing death death death death
A D
Devil devil evil evil songs
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