None of them
"Foil"
Bb
I never seem to finish all my food
Ab Eb
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
Bb
So I just keep what's still unchewed
Ab Eb
And I take it home, save it for later
Bb
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
Ab Eb
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
Bb
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
Ab Eb
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
Bb
With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
Ab
That kind of wrap is just the best
Eb
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Bb
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
Ab
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
Eb
A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
Bb
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
Ab Eb
I've figured out these shadow organizations
Bb
And the Illuminati know
Ab Eb
That they're finally primed for world domination
Bb
And soon you've got black helicopters come across the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Ab Eb
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
Bb
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Ab Eb
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
Bb
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
Ab
In case an alien's inclined
Eb
To probe your butt or read your mind
Bb
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
Ab
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
Eb
There's a big conspiracy
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