None of them
D C
Tuesday morning, 8:15
D
I was riding to work on the
G F
Jackson Park Express
D C
Seemed like any other day
D
Then my whole world changed
G F A
In a way I never could have guessed
G
Cause she walked in, oh oh oh oh oh
A C G
Took the seat right across the aisle
A G
I knew we had a special connection
A C
The second I saw her smile
G A
She smiled as if to say
D A/C# Bm
"Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before"
G A
I gave her a look that said
D A/C# Bm Bm7 Em
"Huh, Life is funny, you never know what's in store
G A
By the way, your hair is beautiful
C D
I bet it smells like raisins"
G C D
She looked at me in a way that asked
Bm
"Did you have a nose job or something?
C G C G C Bb
I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly better
A
Than the rest of your face"
Am G F
I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly
A G A
Which was my way of asking
D D/C D/B D/A G
"Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?
G F
It still works, Kinda
D D/C D/B D/A G E
And I got a bunch of ink cartridges left"
A D A
Then, she let out a long sigh
G A
Which, I took to mean, "Uh"
D G A
"Mama, What is that deodorant you're wearing?
A
It's intoxicating
D G E F#
Why don't we drive out to the country sometime?
G A G G/F# G/E D
And collect deer ticks in a zip-lock baggie", Oh yeah
F# F#7
Bm G D
I gave her a penetrating stare
F#
Which could only mean
D G D G D
"You are my answer, my answer to everything
F C
Which is why, I'll probably do very poorly
G D
On the written part of my driver's test"
C G A D
D
Yes, It all happened
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
D C D
A G
I knew she was starting to fall for me
A D
Cause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably meant
D C Bb
"Baby, lets wear each other's clothes
A
And speak in a fake German accent
Bb F C Dm
And, maybe someday we can own and operate
Dm Bb C F A
Our own mobile pet-grooming service"
Dm Bb
I couldn't hold back my feelings
F C Dm
I gave her a look that said
D# Bb F
"I would make any sacrifice for your love
F
Goat, chicken, whatever
D# Bb F
I could never hold you close enough
F D# Bb
Let's have our bodies surgically grafted together
F
Oh, surgically grafted together"
F# G# Fm Bbm
She picked up her newspaper, and started reading to herself
B F# G#
Which I'm sure, was a way of telling me
C# B
"When you're cold, I will warm you
C# B
When you're shivering, I will hold you
C# B F#
When you’re nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour
F# E
For as long as the symptoms persist"
C G D B
Oh, I, I never, ever want to see you cry
Em C G D C
So, please let me cauterize your tear ducts with an arc welder
G D A F#
Then, I glanced down, at her shirt, for a second
Bm G D
In a way that clearly implied
A G D
"I like your boobs”
C G A D
D
Yes, It all happened
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
D C D
F G Em Am
I cleared my throat quietly, and then, I looked away
Bb F C
And I'm sure it was obvious to her, just what I was trying to say
D#
I was trying to say, "Hey
Bb F C D#
I'd like to make a wall-sized mural out of all the dead skin cells
Bb F
That you slough off while you sleep at night"
D# Bb F
Whoa-o-Oh, "I'd like to rip you wide open
F C D# Bb F
And french-kiss every single one of your internal organs
D# Bb F
Oh, I'd like to remove all your skin, and wear your skin, over my own skin
D# Bb F
But not in a creepy way"
G# D# Bb F
Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me, out of the corner of her good eye
G# D# F Bb
And, though, she never spoke a word, this is exactly what I heard
D#
She was saying, "Oh!
G# C# G#
I wanna make out with you, in an abandoned toll-booth,
C# G# D#
In the middle of a monsoon
G# C# G#
I wanna ride dolphins with you, in the moonlight
C# G# D#
Until the staff at Sea World kicks us out
G# C# G# D#
I want you inside me, oh, like a tapeworm"
E A B G#
I pointed to the side of my mouth, as a way of indicating
A E B
"Hey, I think you got something on the side of your mouth"
G# C#m C#m/B A
She licked the corner of her lips, as if to say
E/G# B/A E
"Here?", I nodded, implying, "Yeah, you got it"
A E B G# C#m
And, then the bus stopped, at 53rd Street, and she got up suddenly
A E B
"Where are you going?” pleaded my eyes,
G# C#m
"Baby, don't you do this to me
C G D C
Think of the beautiful children we could have someday
G D Em
We could school them at home, Raise them up the right way
F C
And protect them from the evils of the world
B7 Em C G
Like Trigonometry and Prime Numbers, oh oh no
D G
Baby, please don't go"
Am C Am
She brushed my leg, as she left the bus
Am
I'm sure that was her way of saying
G G7 C
"I'm sorry this just isn't working out
D
You're suffocating me
G G7 C D
I need some space to find out what life's all about
Em F G
So, goodbye forever,(ahah) my love"
G D A
And deep inside, I knew she was right
G D A
It was time for us both to move on
C G D
And though, I never got her number, oh no no
C G D
She never bothered to leave her address, oh
C G A
But, as long as I live, I'll never forget
D
Those precious moments we shared together
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express
C G D
On the Jackson Park Express!
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