Tmz ukulele

Tmz

• D

D                                     A
You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,
                                           Em
And so it only makes sense, the world would be
                                G
Obsessed with every single thing you do
D                                                  A
They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,
                                                   Em
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might
                               G
See something real embarrassing you do

    Em               G
The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
D                     A
That's the story that they're gonna feature
Em                          G
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,
                 A
You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...

           D
A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
A                                   Em
Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy
            G                  D
You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ

D                                           A
Following you when you're walking down the street
                                                Em
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat
                                       G
So you cover your face thinking to yourself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

D                                                   A
And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
                                                      Em
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
G
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

Em                 G
You just picked up some transvestite,
D                   A
Seconds later, it's up on the website
Em                   G
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,
               A
And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

            D
And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or
A                                       Em
Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee
            G
You're on TMZ-ee
D
Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
A                                  Em
Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,
               G
They're with TMZ
               D
They're with TMZ

(Spoken) D, A, Em, G
"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
"Look who's drinking coffee!!"
"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

                       Em          
Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where
    G
A famous person can't
     D
Even get a DUI,
      A
or go on a racist rant
      Em
Those guys are all around
        G
So you really shouldn't dare
          D
Goin' to every club in town
           A
If you've lost your underwear...

           D
Seems that every single time a star decides to
A                                        Em
Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,
             G
They're on TMZ-e-ee
D
If they catch you peein' in the bushes,
A                                 Em
Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
            G                   D
You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ
            A
You're on TMZ
                    Em
Every single celebrity-y-yy,
                    G                     D
Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ

x

Add to Songbook Print Version How to play lesson Submit videolesson

Click the best TAGS for this song:

None of them

Please, enter the best TAGS for this song (separated by commas):