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Why Does This Always Happen To Me/ Weird Al Yankovic (Poodle Hat, 2003)
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I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
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About some devistating earthquake in Peru
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There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
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On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
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And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
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"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
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What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
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And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
chorus:
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Why does this always happen?
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Why does this always happen to me?
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Why does this always happen?
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(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
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There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
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And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
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As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
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And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
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Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
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Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
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Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
chorus:
C G
Why does this always happen?
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Why does this always happen to me?
C G
Why does this always happen?
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(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
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And he told me I should buy another case
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Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
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So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
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Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
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I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
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But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
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And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me
C G
Why does this always happen?
Bb F
Why does this always happen to me?
C G
Why does this always happen?
Bb F
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
C G
Why does this always happen?
Bb F
Why does this always happen to me?
C G
Why does this always happen?
Bb F
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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-Iggie-
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