Your Pitiful ukulele

Your Pitiful

• G

capo on the 8th

intro
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G	G/F#	Em7	Cadd9   x2

verse 1
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G                      G/F#	Em7	Cadd9
My life is brilliant.

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 
Okay, now? Now? 

G
My life is brilliant.
G/F#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic 
Cadd9
You're always broke
    G
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
	G/F#
really ain't impressing' me 
    Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of 
       Cadd9	  D/F#
Adequacy

chorus
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Cadd9	     D/F# Em7	       D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 	     D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9    D/F#	          G   D/F# Em7
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
      Cadd9	 D/F#	 Em7
And ya smell repulsive too 
            Cadd9 D/F#    G	G/F#	Em7	Cadd9
What a bummer bein' you 

verse 2
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	  G
Well ya just can't dance
      G/F#
And forget romance
	  Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya  
Cadd9
  Farty Pants
    G			    G/F#
But you always have a job well I mean
    Em7				 Cadd9
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 








chorus
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Cadd9	     D/F# Em7	       D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 	     D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9    D/F#	         	G   D/F# Em7
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
      Cadd9	 D/F#	 Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
            Cadd9 D/F#    G
No one's classier than you

interlude
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Cadd9	     Em7	  Cadd9		 D/F#  Cadd9-->D/F# 
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

outro
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Cadd9	     D/F# Em7	       D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 	     D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
      Cadd9	 D/F#	           G     D/F# Em7
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
	 Cadd9			  D/F#        G D/F# Em7 
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
	 Cadd9   D/F#	  Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       Cadd9 D/F#     G
When it just sucks to be you

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