Kev's Courtin' Song chords

Kev's Courtin' Song

• E

Chords used:   speed approx 78bps 
   E  A  B  D 
E -0--0--2--2-- 
B -0--2--4--3-- 
G -1--2--4--2-- 
D -2--2--4--0-- 
A -2--0--2----- 
E--0----------- 
 
Intro: 12 string guitar 
   A                  E             B         E 
E -12-12-12-12-11-9---7-7-7-7-5-4---2-2-4-5-4-2-2h4--- 
B ---------------------------------------------------- 
G ---------------------------------------------------- 
 
   A                  E             B               E 
E -12-12-12-12-11-9---7-7-7-7-5-4---2-2-4-4h5p4-2---0---5-4--- 
B ------------------------------------------------4-----5-5--- 
G ------------------------------------------------------------
 
 
 
Intro: E E E A E 
 
Verse 1: 
           E                       A 
Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine, 
       E                    B 
And me money on flowers and lollies. 
E                  A 
Only to find, that what's on me mind, 
B                       E 
Isn't on hers and she's sorry. 
        E                      A 
So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time, 
    E                       B 
And keep me from blowin' me brass. 
    E                    A 
I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool, 
B                        E 
Right next to hers and I ask. 
 
 
Chorus 1: 
                    A      D A 
Do ya fuck on first dates, 
                  E        A E 
Does ya Dad own a brewery. 
                B 
Could I feel ya tits, 
                      E      A E 
Or would you show 'em to me. 
                     A     D A 
'Cause ya got a nice head, 
                   E       A E 
And ya look pretty honest. 
      E                     B 
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour, 
                   E 
I'd like you to be on it. 
 
 
Verse 2: 
    E                          A 
You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila, 
        E                    B 
And the bullshit ya gotta go through. 
     E                   A 
Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er, 
     B                         E 
When all that ya love's just a screw. 
        E                                  A 
But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man, 
    E                        B 
And sit around for hours and talk. 
    E                      A 
But my method is, you just cut through that shit, 
    B                                E 
And get down to the goodies straight off. 
 
 
Chorus 2: 
                    A      D A 
Do ya fuck on first dates, 
                  E        A E 
Does ya Dad own a brewery. 
                B 
Could I feel ya tits, 
                      E      A E 
Or would you show 'em to me. 
                   A     D A 
Do ya sleep in the nick, 
                      E      A E 
Do you give head very often. 
      E                B 
So if we could decide, your place or mine, 
                  E 
We could fuck off then. 
 
 
Verse 3: 
       E                   A 
So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila, 
    E                         B 
And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er. 
      E                     A 
Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on, 
    B                          E 
And drop a few lines that I've told ya. 
         E                         A 
This new method of mine, might not work every time, 
    E                            B 
But then again there's no method will. 
          E                        A 
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers, 
    B                            E 
But then I've got a few fucks as well. 
 
 
Chorus 3: 
                    A      D A 
Do ya fuck on first dates, 
                  E        A E 
Does ya Dad own a brewery. 
                B 
Could I feel ya tits, 
                      E      A E 
Or would you show 'em to me. 
                 A   D A 
If the answer is no, 
                E      A E 
To me questions above. 
     E                    B 
Then be a good sport, and give me the name, 
                    E     A E 
Of a girlfriend who does. 
 
The end. >>-------------------------------->>  Classic KBW Stuff, Enjoy! 
 
 
Extra Reference Chorus 1: 
(not additional to song above) 
 
Chorus 1: 
                    A 
Do ya fuck on first dates, 
                  E 
Does ya Dad own a brewery. 
                B 
Could I feel ya tits, 
                      E 
Or would you show 'em to me. 
                     A 
'Cause ya got a nice head, 
                   E 
And ya look pretty honest. 
      E                     B 
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour, 
                   E 
I'd like you to be on it. 
 
(Play intro again then go to verse 2) 
 
 
Transcribed by Ian... [email protected] (Dec,2004)  

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