The Local keyboard

The Local

• D

Chords used: 
     D   G   E   A   F#  B         h/o hammer off. 
 
 
Verse 1: 
D                                            G             D   
Well, I just got in from the local, I had to try the local brew, 
    G              D                   E                  A 
And I run into the local gossip, and I learned a thing or to, 
 D                          G               D 
About you local yokels, and what yas get up to, 
    G               D                  A                D 
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read 'em back to you. 
 
 
Chorus: 
            G              D            G             D 
He said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk, 
    G                  D           Dh/o          D     A       D 
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt, 
           D     A          D 
I said the local cops' a... what did I say... 
    D     A       D 
The local cops' a cunt. 
 
 
Verse 2: 
          D                               G                D 
The local mayor's a fuckin dickhead,  his wifes' the local snob, 
          G               D                   E              A 
The local bank managers a fuckin' wanker, and so's the local cop, 
          D                                G                  D 
The local sparky's a fuckin' cowboy, local plumber's makin' a mint, 
          G                      D                     A              D 
The local undertaker's a fuckin' weirdo, and the local layers' full a shit. 
 
 
Chorus: 
        G              D            G             D 
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk, 
    G                  D           Dh/o          D     A       D 
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt, 
           D     A          D 
I said the local cops' a... what did I say... 
    D     A       D 
The local cops' a cunt. 
 
 
Play a couple of bars of E 
 
 
Verse 3: 
          E                                         A             E 
The local bookie's a fuckin' shonky barstard, local races fuckin' rigged, 
      A                  E                 F#                B 
Local publican oughta be fuckin' hung, for waterin' down the piss, 
          E                                  A                    E 
The local pollies' a fuckin' gin jockey, and here's some'n else I know, 
          A                        E                       B                     E 
The local cricket team ain't worth fuckin' shit, the local footy teams a fuckin' joke. 
 
 
Chorus: 
        A              E            A             E 
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk, 
    A                  E           Eh/o          E     B       E 
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt, 
           E     B          E 
I said the local cops' a... what did I say... 
    E     B       E 
The local cops' a cunt. 
 
 
Verse 4: 
          E                                  A               E 
The local butcher's full a blow flies, local dogs are full a fleas, 
      A                  E              F#               B 
Local barbers' a fuckin' butcher, local kids are fuckin' thieves, 
      E                                A              E 
Local caryards' a fuckin' rip off, and so's the local show, 
        A             E                   B                         E 
And the local cops' a deadset cunt, but I mentioned that a minute a go. 
 
 
Chorus: 
           A              E            A             E 
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk, 
    A                  E           Eh/o          E     B       E 
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt, 
           A              E            A             E 
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk, 
    A                  E           Eh/o          E     B       E 
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt, 
           E     B          E 
I said the local cops' a... what did I say... 
    E     B       E 
The local cops' a cunt. 
 
Big finish... 1, 2, 3, 4, 
    E     B       E 
The local cop's a cunt. 
 
 
 
 
  
                    

     				
  
      			        
          	
          	

              
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